Versión AtomÖ

- Well, boy. War is no picnic. Look at the bright side: you lost your left.

- Oh, no, Mr. President. This one I ripped myself playing with my retriever.

Versión Ano-nimo (quien relaciona la foto anterior con esta. groso)

- Dady, Dady, Do you like it this way?? ... with the hat... with the badge ... and with the litle flag of our beautiful country ... ... ... I just dressed myself for you... Like you used to dress for grandpa.

-Don't bother me, son. Not right now. Don't you see I'm talking with this one-arm ugly white-trash soldier??!!